Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
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I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
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When you finally finish your homework:
chaystar: then you realise you still have more:
When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on...
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When you spend all night doing a project due the...
When cute babies stare at you in public:
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J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant...
jane-bingley: if this is fucking true i will kill myself