whumf: what if grass started suddenly screaming when walked on
Trying to be serious with your friend
dennnnnise: There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
When I pass a test I didn't study for
HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU’RE WINNING AN ARGUMENT
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?