theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
Peeta: Well, there is this one girl that I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar: I'll tell you what, Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing. And when you get home, she'll have to go out with you. Right folks? HAHAHAHA.
Peeta: Thanks, but I-
Peeta: I don't-
When my parents told me not to touch something...
laugh-addict: while they’re standing there i’m like….. as soon as they leave….. more funny posts here!
Haymitch: Stay alive.
Prim: Just try to win.
Gale: You are stronger than they are.
Katniss: I need to survive.
Peeta: I hope the arena is a giant cake.
Reblog if you've actually read The Hunger Games...
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When the first mutt came out of nowhere.
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pizzaforpresident: The Hunger Games book: Rue: “Hi I’m Rue, lets spend a few days together and become the best of friends so I can die in your arms but you’ll stay brave and won’t cry for me” The Hunger Games movie: Rue: “Hi my name is Rue- oops I’m dead” Katniss: *sobs uncontrollably*
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tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
I wish everyone in the THG fandom on here went to...
peetatoast: stuckindistrict12: we would liv it up. I would love school
Katniss: lets commit suicide with nightlock
Peeta: okay baby whatever you want
Peeta: hold up-
Peeta: omg this braid
Peeta: can I touch it
Peeta: how did you make it so neat
Peeta: you're gonna have to teach me how to do one of these
Peeta: it's so soft
Peeta: I can't even
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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adults: any thoughts on careers?
me: marvel was an asshole
me: but I like cato
me: what kind of name is glimmer
me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
me: oh you mean a job
maytheodds: just press play and watch the gif