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(Source: nightseoul)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

fan-troll:

you’ll notice me eventually, senpai

it’s only

a matter

OF TIME

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales

kiseryoutass:

shine bright like a

(Source: medicham)

jadeita:

what have i done?

because friends help each other impress girls~

(Source: mintytaemin)

catholicnun:

when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

chadleymacguff:

sataniscumming:

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

this needs to be real

what if it shoots out perfume and they use them in pokemalls

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

(Source: riddlemetom)

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

(Source: skippingismagnificent)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck